RIP Michael Jackson

I know it's been a really long time since I posted, but life's been crazy lately... I promise to blog more. Honest.

Anyway, I knew that I had to post something about Michael Jackson's death or I would never forgive myself. He was such a huge part of my childhood, from Thriller to Captain EO, and I never realized how much I would be affected by his death.

Despite all the media drama in his life, I truly believe Michael tried his best to be a good person, and that his childlike demeanor led him to do some truly wonderful things. For one, he's in the Guiness book of World Records for being the celebrity who contributed to the most charities (39), including many he himself created, most of which are for children.

Michael never really got to grow up, but because of his music and his talent my childhood was a better, more interesting place. Who doesn't remember the cat eyes from the end of the Thriller video? Or his Smooth Criminal video? Or Man in the Mirror? And the moonwalk? Shit.

He was amazing, and I miss him more than I ever thought I would. I just hope his last days were good ones, because I think he deserved it.

I'm happy to say that I am not alone in my feelings about Michael. Check out this video below of the Filipino prisoners who got famous recreating Thriller a few years ago. They paid tribute the King of Pop through song and dance yet again, and this one's a bit of a tear jerker...



RIP Michael

Conan O'Brien Loves Mario Maybe Even More Than I Do...

I'm a huge video game fan, and especially old arcade games (anyone ever see me play Ms Pacman?) or anything on Nintendo.

Super Mario Bros is an obvious favorite of mine, but not even I noticed the background of the new Tonight Show as being from Super Mario himself.

I'd like to think that Conan chose that background himself, but even if he didn't, the fact that he delivers his monologue each night in front on something straight out of my childhood gets him some crazy points in my book. And two things to whoever noticed this first:

1. Thanks, that's awesome, and
2. Get a Life!!

Peaches is a Fucking Sav!

She is so savage. Seriously, how fucking hot are these pictures? Damn it!

I wish I had bigger pictures, but I can't find any besides on Perez Hilton, and fuck taking those (he puts his little website symbol on them now... how cute).

Anyway, Peaches is so awesome. That is all


PS. DAVID CARRADINE'S death was probably due to auto-erotic asphyxiation... crazy!

No! LAME!

The Kung Fu Master himself, David Carradine, has died! There are conflicting reports as to what happened, but it sounds like it could have possibly been suicide.

(I will not make a five point palm exploding technique joke here, promise).

He was 72, so it wasn't like he was a spring chicken, but still, it sucks when people die, and especially when really awesome kung fu masters die.

RIP, Bill.

Suck on an Old Man's Titties

Okay, he's not really that old, but Daniel Craig sure looks like a wrinkly bad of shit in popsicle form. I mean, seriously, they've got the abs rights, but what's up with the face?

And why are they making a Daniel Craig popsicle in the first place?

I guess a bunch of horny British women said they'd suck his abs if put in edible form (I'm sure they'd suck whatever he wanted them to, but this is about as close as the average woman is going to get I'm sure).

These hot little (grand)pops will only be on sale until June 8th or something, so if you want them better get to England quick! Otherwise you'll have to make your own old man sicles (and that could get even uglier than this)...