The other day my friends and I were talking about dicks. Well, one of us was talking about dicks, and the other two were listening attentively (conversations about dicks always get my attention...)
Anyway, she kept calling the man part in question a penis, like she was a doctor or some shit. She's kinda a newbie with dicks. so we laughed about it and forgave her, but that shit was funny!
But, speaking of penises, some cheating boss/secretary duo got majorly caught cheating when the car they were having 'the oral' in got backed into by a van and the woman bit the man's penis off!
Now this is some serious shit, and an appropriate time to being calling it a penis (although you could call the guy a dick for cheating).
I guess when this all happened the couple were being followed by a Private I (or, also known as a PRIVATE DICK... hahaha just realized that. AWESOME!) who was hired by the woman's husband to catch the cheating duo.
Shit, you know it was the husband driving that van! Ultimate scorned lover's revenge! But the boss gets the last laugh here... now the secretary will never get that raise she was 'working' for! Waah Waah Waaaaaaahhhh!
ps. I want this DVD. For reals.
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