Sarah Palin Should Take Her Own Dumb Asshole Advice

As we all have undoubtedly heard by now, Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska this week, citing "political bloodsport" as one of her reasons for leaving.

First of all, can I just say that I have a strong suspicion somebody got some dirt on this crooked bitch? I really think that's what's going on here, because someone so completely soulless and power hungry as Palin wouldn't just leave office if she wasn't in some way forced to do so.

My only other guess is that she got some sort of lame celebrity deal that would make her a whole lot more money than what she's currently doing... but even then, would she trade the power for more money? I just don't know... either way, though, it's worth celebrating her departure. Crazy fucking jerk that she is.

Anyway, so she's up there complaining to the media about how hard the media is, blah blah blah, yet back in the day when Hilary said something along the same lines, this is what Palin had to say about it:



Maybe that dumb asshole ought to take her own advice, huh? But then again, I guess in a way she did. Either shit or get off the pot... and away that turd goes...