Don't Fuck With This Pussy

This pussy is 19 years old and will kick your ass! No, not that kind of pussy. Get your mind out of the gutter! I'm obviously talking about a cat.

Neighbors of this old ass dude say his old ass cat is a danger to those in the neighborhood. One man said the cat attacked him while he was walking his dogs, forcing him to the ground.

Seriously? WHAT A PUSSY. Pun intended. How are you going to let a geriatric feline knock you to the ground? That guy was obviously pushing for a lawsuit before he saw the cat's owner was Old Man Winter and probably had no money. Knocked him to the ground! No wonder he didn't give an on camera interview.

Anyway, check out the video below. Sadly, there's no cat attacks, but you get to see this old ass cat and his old ass owner, and really, what else have you got going on?