This is Seriously Nasty... Seriously.

Thank god I don't eat this shit to begin with...



Seriously, though, what kind of geniuses post this shit on Youtube? Wow, now you're famous for being disgusting assholes. Good job! At least it's making my diet plan a lot easier to follow through on...! Fucking GROSS.

Apparently these jerks were fired and may even face charges against them, but still... I feel sorry for the poor slobs who ate that shit... gotta love the mid-west!!

Robert Pattinson Looking Like a Gay Pirate

Last week I finally broke down and watched the teen sensation known as Twilight, and ever since I've felt like a giddy fucking 13 year old. I seriously bought the goddamn movie, along with the newest issue of GQ, and a poster (it was for someone, I swear, but still...)

Which is why, when I found this picture, I knew I had to post it to remind myself, along with millions of other women (and men, I'm sure) that he is just a man. A tall, masculine, sexy, tall, pale, beautiful, tall man, but still, just a man (and barely that at 22 years old, mind you).

Regardless, I'd still let him plunder my booty any day. Arrrgh, matey.

If you want more pictures of Rob Pattinson actually looking good, just come find me as I now have 100s of them on my computer. Apparently, on top of being an idiotic teeny bopper, I'm now also an online stalker. Damn you, RPatz!! (that's what the kids are calling him, right?)

Stains + Magic Wig Lady = Phil Spector's Mug Shot

No, that's not a make-up-less Michael Jackson; it's Phil Spector's mug shot, taken right after that bitch got told he's going to the pokey for MUR-DAH!

Let this be a lesson to all wig wearing psychos out there: your locks may look beautiful and classy, but they won't save your ass if you kill your lady friend. And neither will trying to impersonate Stains in your mug shot.

There's still no news on how long he'll be playing hide the salami with Jimbo the Pimp of cell block C, but if all my schoolin' serves me right he's got a minimum of 15 years coming to him... which leaves only one question:

HOW WILL HIS WIG SURVIVE???

Germany says NO to Baby Hilter

Wait a minute... I need to get more stoned before I write about this... better.

It's important for people to use condoms for many reasons, including keeping bastard children from being spawned and avoiding the HIV. But whoever thought of this campaign in Germany is a true, magical genius.





These pictures are AMAZING!! And the message is even better: use condoms or you could be responsible for the next Adolf Hitler! Or the next Bin Laden, or Mao... oh shit! (Because obviously anyone irresponsible enough to accidentally get pregnant is going to be a horrible parent and produce a tyrant/terrorist/god knows what.)

Oh Germany. First you have Obama Fingers, and now this... what will you think of next? I wait with bated breath...

You. F-ing. Moron.

Polar bear lovers beware: if you try to hug a polar bear, it will try to eat your stupid ass.

The dingbat dipshit below (Darwin award runner up since she didn't actually die) illustrates...

Click here for the story, if you haven't already read that shit (where have you been, Utah?)

A Good Way to Start the Day...

Not only does this dog sing, but s/he almost manages to sing in tune... And can we please talk about its owner's awesome blue overalls and wayfarers? So ZZ Top, but I don't think he's being ironic...!


And then there's this one, for Diva:


Now try to tell me that didn't make your morning better!!

Banksy Gets Tagged

It's a tough world out there for street artists these days, and "subversive" artist Banksy is not immune. The former Public Enemy #1, who has in recent years bucked the system by, oh, I don't know, selling his works for hundreds of thousands of dollars to celebrity jerkoffs who love his brand of super safe subversiveness, has now become victim to some other jerkoffs who can't even make art.

Instead, they destroy the art of others in some stupid attempt to make a point about capitalism. Yeah yeah yeah, we all went to college. We all read Marx. Banksy is a hypocrite, but who isn't? I bet these fuckfaces got up the next day and went to work for the Man so they could buy more Super-Soakers and spray paint to make their trite little point (which was already made... by BANKSY!)

Gawker.com thinks this stunt may be Banksy himself. I personally don't think he's that heavy handed or obvious. He's not my favorite artist, but he is a clever, quick-witted guy. This shit is just childish and lame.

Anyway, here's these dope's manifesto (if you can call it that... who do they think they are?)

In the early hours of this morning, Banksy's 'Mild Mild West' on Stokes Croft in Bristol (UK) was repainted by a member of Appropriate Media, presenting an alternative version of this 'alternative Bristol landmark'.

Through this action, Appropriate Media asks ?What is the value of street art??. How much time and money will be spent to restore this urban 'masterpiss' by urban masterpisser, Banksy.

Come on, you only care about it cos its a Banksy and he sells his lazy polemics to Hollywood movie stars for big bucks.

Come on, you only care about it cos makes you feel edgy and urban to tour round the inner city in your 4x4, taking in the tired coffee table subversion that graffiti has become.

Graffiti artists are the copywriters for the capitalist created phenomenon of urban art.
Graffiti artists are the performing spray-can monkeys for gentrification.
We call for the appropriate and legitimate use of public and private property.

We are taking matters into our own hands

We will not seek permission

We will retaliate"

LAME.