No, that's not a make-up-less Michael Jackson; it's Phil Spector's mug shot, taken right after that bitch got told he's going to the pokey for MUR-DAH!
Let this be a lesson to all wig wearing psychos out there: your locks may look beautiful and classy, but they won't save your ass if you kill your lady friend. And neither will trying to impersonate Stains in your mug shot.
There's still no news on how long he'll be playing hide the salami with Jimbo the Pimp of cell block C, but if all my schoolin' serves me right he's got a minimum of 15 years coming to him... which leaves only one question:
HOW WILL HIS WIG SURVIVE???
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