Well, now we know why she's Miss Universe and not Miss Rocket Scientist...
If we all listened to Miss Universe's most recent blog posting (which was quickly taken down by her handlers) we'd all be booking our vacation to Guantanamo right now! Because when she went it was just beautiful, and so relaxing... what an idiot!
Here's some awesome quotes from her blog (taken from my idol blog, Dlisted. com):
This week, Guantánamo!!! It was an incredible experience.
We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills.
We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how they recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.
The water in Guantánamo Bay is soooo beautiful! It was unbelievable, we were able to enjoy it for at least an hour.
I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.
WOW. WOW.
What else can you say to that?
I'm really wondering what kind of demonstration the lovely Military dogs gave... maybe eating detainees' genitals or something? She probably thought it was a fun play the detainees had planned for her as part of their 'recreation' time.
And if she really never wanted to leave all she had to was threaten to bomb something... or, better yet, just dress like a Muslim and try to mind her own business... she'd have a one way paid ticket to the Guantanamo Resort in no time!
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