They Waterboarded the Smirk Right off This Playboy's Face

Waterboarding is scary. Fucking terrifying, actually. It's torture, and it's not a joke.

So of course, playboy.com had to send one of their really hip, fast-talking reporters out to see what all the fuss is about and to try it out for himself (it's what all the cool kids are doing, don't you know!)

He even made a bet that he could last for 15 seconds... yes, he made a bet on torture. Isn't that just so subversive and racy?!? God, he's cool.

Well, about 6 seconds into it, all his cool falls to floor along with his I-can't-take-it-anymore signal.



What a douche.

In the end, though, the result is the same: even though the dude doing the torturing doesn't see it as torture (it just makes people feel like they're "drownding"! No biggie!) it clearly shakes this dickbag to the core.

Freaky shit, yo.