I would have made that one word, but potheads just looks weird... anyway, let's all celebrate! Why? Because Eric Holder, the new Attorney General (and weed lover) has declared the DEA will no longer perform medical marijuana raids! YAY!
The government is finally allowing the people to decide for themselves (at least on the really important issues, like who gets to smoke a fatty and eats some totally rad cheetos).
Last November, fellow closeted pot head President Obama said
“My attitude is if the science and the doctors suggest that the best palliative care and the way to relieve pain and suffering is medical marijuana, then that’s something I’m open to. There’s no difference between that and morphine when it comes to just giving people relief from pain.”
When that fuckface was in office over 30 dispensaries (I love that they are called dispensaries) were shut down and many of the owners/operators were arrested and charged with drug related crimes. But now with the new policy in effect, let's hope that many of these people will be released and allowed to go back to helping people get zooted (I mean, relieve their pain and suffering)...
I'm not even going to get into all of Obama's other lovely policies and decisions, because for now I'd still like to pretend that he will be the change we want to see (thanks Gandhi), but in this case, GOBAMA!!
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