Ozzy must be off the rails on a Crazy Train if he thinks this shit's going to fly! The Osbourne family (with super classy matriarch Sharon Osbourne) will be airing their new variety show on Fox at some time in the near future (do you really care enough to have me research exactly when? Didn't think so).
That's right: Sharon, Jack, Kelly, and Ozzy will all be a part of some Sonny and Cher shit show on Fox called Osbournes: Reloaded. Well shit, maybe their show will be a hit after all! I mean, with a name like that, how could they fail?
The only problem is, Fox has decided to only give their first show 40 minutes instead of an hour! And if it doesn't go well the show could be canceled after only 2/3 of a full episode.
That would set a new mark in pathetic (not that watching Ozzy shuffle around like an invalid on MTV was exactly fun to see, but still).
Fox are a bunch of Snowblind Fairies (that) Wear Boots if they think it's okay to disrespect Ozzy (Sharon) like that! He ate the head off a bat once!
And for those of you who don't get it, I don't normally call people Snowblind Fairies... they're Ozzy songs! Get with the program! Geez...
Anyway, here's a clip of Sharon being a classy lady on some other shit show... I wonder what it's like to be like 60 years old but still have the mentality of a 15 year old? If nothing else, we can all see what it looks like:
Rock of Love Charm School Reunion Fight - Sharon Osbourne Vs Megan - For more funny movies, click here
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