Nobody Ever Said Models Were Smart

Which some of them may be, but in this case...

Evil Empress Tyrannosaurus Banks planned to hold auditions for America's Next Top Model in New York yesterday, but instead a riot broke out (which makes perfect sense if you think about it - those ANTM girls are crazy).

Tyrannosaurus was looking for the next top model - but only for those ladies 5'7" and under. Yeah, because you'll really have a future in fashion if you're 5'5" just because Tyra says so... riiiight. What a gimmicky waste of time!

Anyway, the trouble all started when, after many of these wanna be beauties did the unthinkable and slept in the street to get a good spot in line, some lame ass ladies tried to cut in front of them!

Then, people had to start pissing themselves, because if they got out of line they would lose their spot. Then, people started passing out because they were getting smashed in line and couldn't breathe!

So, we have pissed off skinny, presumably catty girls sleeping, pissing, and passing out in the street in New York. Sounds like New Years Eve, right? Minus the gallons of booze, that is...

If that wasn't bad enough, some genius saw a car overheat in the street and yelled "There's a bomb!" And that's what the video shows the aftermath of.

Of course some of the pigs there popped power boners and started tackling models in training, arresting three for inciting a riot. Six others were treated on the scene, and poor Tyrannosaurus had to close down the auditions... But at least she's got a reason to cry this season! One of those girls could have broken a nail! The humanity!!