I stole that headline from Gawker, because really, you can't make a better headline than that. It pretty much sums up the entire story AND it's hilarious. So there you have it.
Anyway, that creepy ShamWow dude (real name Vince Shlomi - he also hocks the appropriately named Slap Chop gadget) paid a hooker to sleep with his scammer ass. He gave her $1000 for "straight sex" but the lady cannibal had something else in mind and bit his tongue.
Apparently, she wouldn't let go until he Slap Chopped her ass in the face a bunch of times! After which he ran to the lobby of the hotel where they were doing the dirty and called the police. The Smoking Gun got hold of the report, which basically says what I just summed up for you all... good shit! It also has mug shots of the woman, if you're interested... she's kinda hot, for a cannibal hooker anyway...
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