Oh Jennifer Aniston. You get an A for effort, but try as you might, you will never be Angelina... in my opinion, that's not a bad thing, either...
Apparently Ms. Anistonopolis (look it up, it's her real last name) is not a huge fan of ferrets, which makes her double lame (as a former ferret owner I can tell you they are fucking awesome pets). She discovered this while filming that shit bomb movie, Along Came Polly (with Ben Stiller -- bad move buddy!)
However, Jen apparently loves the doggies, despite her childhood poodle biting her all the time because she tried to ride it -- which is understandable. I'd bite her annoying ass too.
While talking about how she just loves her two dogs, she decided to throw in a little tidbit about how she adopted them:
"...and now I have two
wonderful dogs. One of them, Dolly, was rescued from Mexico."
Aw, Jen, you're just like Saint Angelina now! Saving doggies from poor countries where they'll never get a proper education or be able to reach their dreams... good for you! Somehow, though, dogs just aren't the same as kids (although I'd rather rescue a dog than a child, but that's just my child-hating black heart speaking).
It's one thing to adopt a dog rather than buying one, and I give her kudos for that, but who the hell cares that it's from Mexico? Does she really think it's even close to the same thing as a child being "rescued" from a poor country? REALLY? What a pathetic attempt at reaching Angelina's Saintly status. Try again, Aniston!
Also, can I just say to both of these "Saints": why don't you do the truly responsible thing and adopt from your own country, you ethnocentric assholes?
That is all.
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