Feb 25, 2009

"Blake Incarcerated" Needs a (Likely Temporary) New Nickname


Blake Incarcerated is incarcerated no more! Although something tells me this will last about a week until he finds a crack rock he just can't live without, falls in love, smokes it up, and fails another drug test. And then he can return to his full potential as Blake Incarcerated and all will be right in the world!

I'm sure he was smoking 'the crack' when he tried on, bought, and decided to wear those shoes, and they're absolutely beautiful, so that right there goes to show that Blake Incarcerated + Crack = Love (and amazing fashion).

Ms. Winehouse (respect the lady, she's amazing, cracky or drunk or whatever, she can still sing better than you) was not at Mr. Incarcerated's jail break, uh, release, which makes my heart happy because it means she'll hopefully continue breaking up lesbian couples in St. Lucia and writing music rather than licking coke lines of Blakey's pasty taint. Lovely visual, no?

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