It finally happened: the thing drunk women sit around and joke about while waiting in line for the bathroom at their local bar has finally come to fruition. And it's not pretty.
This pink piss funnel is called the GoGirl (isn't there an energy drink with the same name? Gross in both cases). Basically, you're supposed to stick the wide end on your vag and pee through it, much like if you had a penis. Unfortunately, if we pee standing up it's going to go all over our pants, and a straight funnel isn't going to help with that. Maybe if it was curved so we could make it over our pants... why am I talking about this? This is just gross! What's next, urinals in the ladies' room? Who would use this?
Here's what their genius marketing team has to say...
Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discrete. It’s hygienic.
GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh?
I'm pretty sure women are able to go to the bathroom outside just as well as men, and the idea that we need to artificially attach a penis to ourselves for any reason (even with something this minor and stupid) is just ludicrous. And sort of sexist, too, when you think about it.
In short: No, girl!
My ex-girlfriend used one of these when she was in Africa. She said it was pretty gross and just preferred squatting in the bushes.
ReplyDeleteNice blog Cindy.
-Justin