Lee Redmond, the creepy lady with the longest fingernails in the world, will now have to find some other nasty way of making a name for herself. Why? Because her precious golden pants, uh, fingernails, were lost in some sort of car accident yesterday.
The Lady Kruger had been growing her nails since 1979, and together they were more than 28 feet long. The question of why anyone would deform themselves in this way still has not been answered, but now it's a moot point, because the precious nails are gone!
The funny thing about this is that the woman is listed as being in serious condition after being thrown from an SUV, yet all anybody keeps talking about are her nails! Well, what about those awesome gold pants? Did they make it out okay? That's what the news should really be reporting on. Fucking 'liberal' media.
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