I saw it on dlisted.com...
Do you see what this is?? This is amazing! It's a wooden alarm clock made to look like a pig, with a digital clock face, that wakes you with delicious bacon! All you have to do is put a strip of bacon in before you go to bed, and as long as a clever cockroach can't find a way to jimmy the door open, viola! BACON!
It actually starts cooking the bacon ten minutes before the alarm wakes you, so by the time you're up, you've got a hot, crispy, delicious treat waiting for you...
There is no better invention than this. And the craziest part is that three people created this (of course it took that many, it takes many lives and much sacrifice to create something so magnificent) and at least one of them went to school in California. West Side! Now what? The ball is in your court, Japan...
I NEED THAT. If only it served a full plate of eggs benedict that I could roll out of bed and plop my face into.
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