Seriously, has anyone else noticed all these horrible gossip rags like the National Enquirer and News of the World suddenly becoming legit? I mean, this shit is normally barely one step up from the Weekly World News (Bat Boy Lives!!!), yet wasn't it the Enquirer that busted John Edwards' sleazy ass? And now the f-ing News of the World has ruined our golden boy, Michael Phelps!! Personally, I think it's pretty obvious the boy smokes the ganga. I mean, have you see that goofy ass smile? If that's not drug induced, then he's worse off than I thought.
But seriously, duh! Of course he's getting high, banging ladies (there's that classy word again), and doing whatever the hell else he feels like. And he fucking earned it too! So let the dolphin boy be. He's been through enough. He had to pose for magazines that would then talk about his hot body but totally diss his busted face. And now he's going to be labeled a drug user and probably lose a bunch of endorsements, as well as possibly losing his chance to go to the next Olympics. Which is a total bummer, not only for him, but for America (and you know I care deeply about our National pride)...
And the funny thing is that this picture looks nothing like him! He actually looks kind of hot here, and if a little bong time is what it takes to relax that face into something even relatively easy on the eyes, then I say smoke up hottie!
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