Feb 17, 2009

Jackson Brother to Build Slavery Theme Park. Yes, Really.



Let's play "Who's the Craziest Jackson?" shall we? Got your guess ready? Wrong! It's not Michael, not LaToya, not even Tito (he was never really that crazy, but deserves a shout-out nonetheless)! It's Marlon (who?) Jackson that wins this award.

Somehow this obviously very confused man got involved in building a controversial (ya think?) theme park based on... SLAVERY! That's right! The plans are for an old slave port in Badagry, Nigeria. The "resort" will include a slavery museum and memorial (totally fine), along with a five star resort, casino, theme park, and a Jackson Five Museum.

Okay, how the hell did the Jackson five suddenly become relevant to the slave trade in Africa? I guess there could be a few parallels between slavery and growing up in that crazy ass family, but even so...

And while I love the shit out of some theme parks (annual pass holder at Disneyland), I can't really see myself having a good time riding on their life size slave ship replica or getting soaked on Uncle Tom's Log Cabin Ride... gross.

To read more about this crazy shit, click here.

ps. two Jackson posts in a row! Badass...

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